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Adult Little Red Riding Hood CostumeATTENTION LOCAL WOLVESAttention local wolves: This Adult Little Red Riding Hood Costume looks so much like the real thing, you might be tempted to make a run to grandma's house yourself to set things in motion. (This costume is NOT real, we repeat, NOT real, even though the authentic appearance says otherwise.) Ravenous wolves, don't make a fool of yourself and start something you're not prepared to finish becauseLittle Red isn't a typical fairytale

you just happened to wash up on their scary little island of terrors

oversized gloves that look like they came right out of a vintage cartoon

come with a jacket and pant set that recreates his debonair style from The Last Jedi

He'll scare anyone that gets close enough with his spooky sounds and eerie glowing eyes

It even has a frilled collar that makes your little one look totally frothy

And it's not only about the finances

There's even a blow hole at the top

The neck is an intricate maze pattern followed by two rows celebrating David Bowie's dignified role asthe goblin king

you'd better be ready for some unwanted attention from the police force of the 31st century

and instead of candy runs

You’ll look like hippest hippie from the top of your headband to the soles of your shoes

So please be nice to your legion of servants