Off-Duty Tortoise Retreat Introvert T-Shirt

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Off-Duty Tortoise Retreat Introvert T-ShirtFor the person whose entire personality is "do not perceive me." "Off Duty Tortoise Retreat" is the shirt for anyone whose ideal Friday night is a closed door and a full battery, the quietly antisocial and proudly homebound. Introvert humor for people who think small talk should be optional. Introvert humor, antisocial energy, homebody apparel, social battery low survival gear. Product Features for Comfort Colors 1717: Medium fabric (6. 1 oz yd2).

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